I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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