I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
3pm strippers are depressing
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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