I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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