dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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