The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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