i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
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