ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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