I wish i was in the wii world.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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