I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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