Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
