it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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