But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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