Your face is a jimmy john
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Randomize
