bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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