The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I need moral support for this bender
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
MIDGETS
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I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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