Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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