i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Randomize
