: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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