U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
When are your genitals available?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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