Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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