these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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