I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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