did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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