And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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