If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
