It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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