still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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