But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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