did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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