A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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