I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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