Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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