Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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