You really coming over, don't trick.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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