what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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