i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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