at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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