My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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