youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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