marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
My dick has a subreddit
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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