I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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