...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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