I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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