I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
My dick has a subreddit
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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