And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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