only if we run a train.
done.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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