am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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