Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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