Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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