I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Do vagina's smell?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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